- Directed by Paul Norman
- Starring Sikki Nixx, Jeanna Fine, Alexandria Quinn, Ashley Nicole
- Written by Paul Norman
Edward Penishands (1991) -- A dildo saleswoman goes into an old house, and there amidst much scattered clutter she meets Edward, hiding behind a stack of junk. Edward, with penises for hands, of course has no use for dildos, but the saleswoman finds him to be of much use to her. In fact, she finds him of so much use, that she decides to take him home. There he meets her daughter, and falls in love with her.
Edward Penishands DVD is offered as a compact edition. This transfer is manufactured on demand and is presented on premium DVD-R with thermal disc print in a clear plastic wallet. Important: This title has been manufactured from the best-quality video master (rated 8/10) currently available and has not been remastered or restored.