- Directed by Randall Hill
- Starring Darwyn Swalve, Gilbert Houseaux, DeeAnn Varns, Anthony Gamboa
- Written by Randall Hill
A Dozen Ways to Die!! (1990) -- Heres an obscure one for you. Pretty much no budget at all movie starring pint-sized Gilbert Hauseaux as a tiny man that swears revenge when his desert vacation is cut short when his wife and daughter are kidnapped by a big fat guy (darwin Swalve) and his mentally retareded gang of misfits (comprising of.. wait .. a rapper, some mexican guy, a dirt biker, cowboy, a hooker, a freakin ninja and to cap it all off. none other than a Nazi dude!).. Can we go on? we wont spoil it. get this one and weep!
A Dozen Ways to Die!! DVD is offered as a compact edition. This transfer is manufactured on demand and is presented on premium DVD-R with thermal disc print in a clear plastic wallet. Important: This title has been manufactured from the best-quality video master (rated 7/10) currently available and has not been remastered or restored.